So apparently it’s “official” that I have not been cast as the lead in True Detective 2. BIG LOSS HBO! BIG LOSS! That said, I’m not one to dwell, so I’ve set my sights on another project. Hocus Pocus 2! And this time, why not be more specific and go after a definite role. Thus, I stand atop this hill and yell to the valley of casting directors everywhere… #CastJustin in #HocusPocus2 as #MarySandersonsDaughter Follow me on the journey through Vine and Twitter.
Sally Field Monologues
Don’t not tell me I’m the best Sally Field monologist.
Haunted by a Native American Ghost
I was recently haunted and had an encounter with a Native American Ghost. Please see below…
First, I found out I was being haunted…
Then, I found proof…
And finally I accidentally got him with his bow and arrow…
Cookie Monster is Not a Vegan!
I keep trying to tell Cookie to be healthier but he just ain’t into it! vine.co/v/bjA2VLTidP2
— justinjjohnson (@justinjjohnson) March 27, 2013
American Apparel Kids!
Had an interesting experience with an American Apparel kid. Check it out:
American Apparel Kids Are Weird! vine.co/v/bDODurDXUYV
— justinjjohnson (@justinjjohnson) March 23, 2013
Engelbert Humperdinck Takes Over!
Last evening Engelbert Humperdinck decided to take over my Vine. Hypnotized and twisted.
Hypnotized by Engelbert Humperdinck. #Humperdinck vine.co/v/bdalhI0vq00
— justinjjohnson (@justinjjohnson) March 13, 2013
#Tornado #Humperdinck vine.co/v/bdWZMaB2Mjb
— justinjjohnson (@justinjjohnson) March 13, 2013
Shrimp Tonite?
Shrimp Tonite. #HenryMiller #Shrimp #DontEatShrimpReadingHenryMiller vine.co/v/bwjUZxZbKZV
— justinjjohnson (@justinjjohnson) March 11, 2013
Birth of a Kitten – Psychedlikitten
The self proclaimed best vine video documentarian of animal births, Justin J. Johnson sets his camera upon the birth of cute.
Birth of a Kitten #Kittens #Birth #PsychedeliKitten vine.co/v/bHeeIZKL3vY
— justinjjohnson (@justinjjohnson) March 5, 2013