Here’s a short from Rigor Tortoise past.
Cage Free Eggs Cartoon
Rigor Tortoise @ SketchMelt!

Stoked to be performing with Rigor Tortoise at SketchMelt!
Here are some deets:
Date: Thursday – September 5, 2013 – 08:30 PM
Location: Nerdist Showroom – Los Angeles
Doors Open 08:15 PM
SketchMelt proudly presents a showcase of the best of new live and video sketch comedy every month! Guaranteed to be totally sketch.
See live and video sketches by
Pearlstorm
Dust Bowl Kids
Tony Cavalero
Rigor Tortoise
Graham Beckett
Rajan Dharni
Drew Droege
Sela Shiloni
Hosted by Brad Gage [Family Sandwich] and Christian Spicer [Double Jump, IMPRO(vs)TANDUP] with Danielle N. Kramer [Booze Cruise]!
$8 in advance, $10 at the door
Buy tix and dix here: https://www.nerdmeltla.com/tickets2/index.php?event_id=597
The Fruit “Oh So” Fly
The Con-ifer Artist Cone
High Steaks Poker Match
Can’t Stop Getting Bit by Bugs!!!
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses how his getting bit by bugs is a tell for bugs invasion of the world!
Nature Stand-Up
Took a trip to the woods to do some stand-up for the trees.
Hypnotist Intervention
Nothing like a Friday in June to re-visit a Rigor Tortoise short where I’m probably the sexiest hypnotist that ever lived (minus the sexiest part). Enjoy you bag of hypno’s!
Nissan Gives Justin a Versa Note?
I’m basically a marketing genius. And with this genius comes a non stop flux of ideas. My recent idea? Selling myself out (in a very good way), by asking Nissan to provide me with a Versa Note to drive around Los Angeles in my day to day adventures, so as to increase brand awareness around the vehicle. Great idea right? You probably don’t even know what a Versa Note is you silly reader. Regardless, I sent them some a “note.” Get it?! Let’s see if they wise up and provide me with one!
