Well, well, well…got my hands on this baby, and I’m ready to LEAK IT TO THE WORLD! That’s right ol Santa Clause, THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW!
Follow along as I reveal these sweet secrets on:
Well, well, well…got my hands on this baby, and I’m ready to LEAK IT TO THE WORLD! That’s right ol Santa Clause, THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW!
Follow along as I reveal these sweet secrets on:
Did I try to come up with a COVID-19 vaccine, despite not having any scientific knowledge whatsoever? Sure!
Did I fail? Yep!
Did I stumble upon what might be the most important scientific breakthrough in all of history? YEP!
Follow me on Instagram as I become the first person ever…to WALK THROUGH A WALL!!!!
Hey There Fair Reader! Let’s say you’re at home (AS YOU SHOULD BE!!!!) and you’re looking for more content to consume…well lucky for you, I’ve got your back! I’m creating an INSTAGRAM EXCLUSIVE (this is what you say when you’re just posting stuff on Instagram):
Quarantined: The Series
Hey Hey! Come celebrate what’s sure to be one of the final days in the month of February in the year 2020!
Wowy zowy…first and foremost, you’re probably asking yourself, who says “wowy zowy” that isn’t an infant? Well…ME! And why would I use such strong language? Well, I was nominated for a Maverick Movie Award – Best Supporting Actor! What an honor! AND…I’m not the only one nominated, check out all the noms for F#cking 40 below!
Let me get you pumped to stay at La Quinta!
Hey! Let’s get heavy for a minute. Life is full of changes. Am I right? But you know what’s not changing? The fact that the web series I was in, F#cking 40 keeps getting nominated for awards!
Check out the full list here:
https://www.indieseriesawards.com/2020/01/11th-Annual-Indie-Series-Awards.html
Hey Hey! It’s 2020, you’re amped because things are going pretty well, you’re year is off to a smash and January is about to close…whaddyado?! GO SEE LIVE IMPROV! DUH!!!!!!!!!
Come on out to Lobsterdust’s first show of 2020 and see us celebrate YOU!
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/throwdown-thursday-9pm-show-tickets-89548677505?ref=ecal
This Thursday, December 12th, I’ll be doing a Lobsterdust show at ACME Comedy AND as if it weren’t enough that the ticket you purchase gets you a belly full of laughs and fun…it also goes to a great cause!
In December, half of ticket sales proceeds will benefit The Midnight Mission, Para Los Ninos, and the LAFD Foundation. Join us for laughs, and help us share some holiday cheer with others in our community!
Hello Reader of Websites! Or, maybe just this website. Can you imagine, if you only go on one website ever, and it’s this one?! What an honor! I should publish more content for you!
Anyway…so your belly is stuffed and you’re ready to laugh but you don’t know how?!?! Well lemme tell you!
Lucky for you, I’ll be taking part in a UCB Spank show on December 3rd with Hooch! It’s called Diffi-Cult friends, and it’s sure to be a blast! Come on out, won’t you. Yes, you, the person who only goes on my website…and…everyone else!