Tis the season, for Hipster Christmas Miracles!
Hipster Christmas Miracles – The Men, Menomena, Mana!
December 13
Which Christmas Tree Will You Get?
December 6
Sketch comedy classic from Rigor Tortoise.
If You’re Not Part of the Solution, You’re Part of the Problem – Cartoon
November 4
Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson
How Do I Get My Arm Hair To Grow Longer?
September 26
It’s a valid question! AM I RIGHT?! In any case, I didn’t know the answer so I took to the only community of people who could answer…Yahoo! Answers! as a part of my “experimenting with asking the Internet dumb questions” series.
Click the following link to chime in and/or read the ridiculous responses: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130926095500AAiT0ZD
Deadpan Pan
September 23
Cage Free Eggs Cartoon
September 11
High Steaks Poker Match
July 24
New cartoon – High Steaks Poker Match by Justin J. Johnson
Nissan Gives Justin a Versa Note?
June 28
I’m basically a marketing genius. And with this genius comes a non stop flux of ideas. My recent idea? Selling myself out (in a very good way), by asking Nissan to provide me with a Versa Note to drive around Los Angeles in my day to day adventures, so as to increase brand awareness around the vehicle. Great idea right? You probably don’t even know what a Versa Note is you silly reader. Regardless, I sent them some a “note.” Get it?! Let’s see if they wise up and provide me with one!
I’m A Plump Dwarf
June 26
Sometimes you have to let go, and let e-mail take control of your life.
And in this case either
A) I think my agent has me incorrectly listed.
OR
B) I’m a plump dwarf.
Imma go with B!
ALSO, to prove my worth…that’s an e-mail from the President asking ME for help. Worry not nation, I’m here with helping plump dwarf hands.
In Case Of, Use Stairway – Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson
June 25
