Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson

Few people know this, but before there was the “Headless Horseman” in Washington Irving’s “Legend of Sleepy Hollow,” he work shopped a couple of other characters that didn’t make the cut…
Here’s a short from Rigor Tortoise past.
Sometimes you have to let go, and let e-mail take control of your life.
And in this case either
A) I think my agent has me incorrectly listed.
OR
B) I’m a plump dwarf.
Imma go with B!
ALSO, to prove my worth…that’s an e-mail from the President asking ME for help. Worry not nation, I’m here with helping plump dwarf hands.
I’m at it again! Coming up with too many bad ideas for one premise that I can’t figure out. Welp, lucky for you that rather than be a sane person who deletes these awful things, I’m releasing it into the world! Here’s a list of joke ideas I was trying to come up with for the premise: Invasive Surgery vs. Evasive Surgery.
Hey Pals! I have a new zine I’ll be handing out across the world. In the off chance you don’t see me in person and I hand you one, you can e-mail thejustinjohnsonshow(at)gmail(dot)com and I’ll send you one! Keep it real bros.
Don’t not tell me I’m the best Sally Field monologist.