New cartoon, The Candle and The Stain by Justin J. Johnson
The Candle and The Stain by Justin J. Johnson
Scary! The Lost Headless Characters of Sleepy Hollow by Justin J. Johnson
Few people know this, but before there was the “Headless Horseman” in Washington Irving’s “Legend of Sleepy Hollow,” he work shopped a couple of other characters that didn’t make the cut…
Return of Midnight Movies! Care Bears! Cookie Monsters!
Hey There! It’s been a while, but Midnight Movies finally returned! Hope to have more nights free (and awake) to make more!
If you’re not familiar, it’s basically a project I call “Midnight Movies,” in which at times, if I am awake at midnight, and capable of it, I will create an impromptu short short film. Here is tonight’s. What inspires you at midnight?
Complimentary Water – Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson
Complimentary Water – Cartoon by Comedian Justin J. Johnson
Heaven’s Gate Is Over, Leave The Door Open
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses “wassup” movies on FunnyOrDie, low quality, high quality, iPads, feel like, think that, you get it.
Munch Munch, Grub Grub
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses how kids are communicating about eating, as well as why having AAA will save you and the world. (He forgot that he already thinks Kevin James will probably save the world)
Almost Doesn’t Count by Justin J. Johnson
Almost Doesn’t Count by Justin J. Johnson
Green M&M Assaulted: Star Allegedly Attacked In New York City Hotel Room
I, like most people, hate the world of celebrity gossip. In fact, I wish our society was more obsessed with other ridiculous things like mermaids, or monsters, or let’s say those weird, real life M&M’s. So, I’ve taken a recently published article that deals with celebrity gossip, and replaced it with real life M&M’s. Because, let’s face it…that’s more interesting, isn’t it?
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Green M&M Assaulted: Star Allegedly Attacked In New York City Hotel Room
Green M&M was assaulted in the New York City hotel room where she was staying Sunday morning, by a man she met at Chelsea nightclub 1 Oak, WNBC reports.
Law enforcement officials told WNBC that the “M&M” star began arguing with an unknown M&M, later identified as Mars Brand resident Pretzel M&M, over photographs he took of Green M&M with his cellphone that she wished to delete. The altercation took place in Green M&M’s 15th floor room at the Union Square W Hotel in Manhattan, while a few of Green M&M’s friends were present.
Green M&M reportedly told police that when she confronted Pretzel M&M about the photos and confiscated his phone at approximately 4:30 a.m., Pretzel M&M responded by throwing her on the bed, leaving scratches on her hands.
Sources told TMZ that Green M&M ran out of the room, and Green M&M claims when she later returned, Pretzel M&M choked her, then threw her on the ground and climbed on top of her.
TMZ’s sources say that one of Green M&M friends was able to pull the man away. Green M&M then pulled the fire alarm to call for help. Cops arrived at the hotel and arrested Pretzel M&M on two misdemeanor counts of assault and two charges of harassment.
The M&M’s father, Mr. Mars told the New York Daily News that he has not been able to reach Green M&M. As for Pretzel M&M, he says, “Wait ’til I get this guy.”
This is only the latest incident in what is turning out to be a stressful month for Green M&M. Less than two weeks ago, she was arrested in NYC after allegedly tapping a pedestrian with her Porsche and fleeing the scene. And just last week, she was hospitalized for an asthma-related issue after a weekend of partying.
Here is the real article if you’re into it:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/30/lindsay-lohan-assaulted_n_1927094.html?ir=Celebrity
Justin J. Johnson’s Captain’s Log – He’s Out of His Mind
Comedian Justin J. Johnson continues his random recordings. The subject this time: Ham in the shower.