Listen, I can’t deal with this new Rise of the Guardians movie. I just can’t. That Sandman? What a freak! So, I edited the poster slightly to reflect what I think it really is.

Listen, you guys do what you want with your Wednesday evenings, but I’m going to use mine to crappily record a monologue while I play guitar and harmonica.
Check out these new “recordings”
Ear Clogs
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses clogged ears, insanity, corrects himself, and makes a fool of himself.
It Ain’t You Boo, It’s Just My Eyes Is Watery
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses the clinical problems of watery eyes, texas bbq, outdoor patios, and why we should thank the big man upstairs for not giving us misty eyes. BE THANKFUL!