Heyyo! Happy to announce a brand new solo show. “My New Half Hour” at iO West on April 21st at 8:30 PM. Get at it!
Rigor Tortoise Live Tonight – Tuesday Night Thunder March Madness
LobsterDust – Tonight @ 10:30 PM – iO West Loft
Valentine’s Day – Crimes of Passion
Cupid and his fat baby body and arrows are almost upon us…that’s right, Valentine’s Day is a week away! I know you’re worried, but take a break from thinking about that fat body baby shooting you with love, and watch this Russian classic: Crimes of Passion.
Baby Giraffe’s Love TheJustinJohnsonShow.com/LIVE! at UCB!
Come on out to UCB on Monday, January 21st at 5:30 PM! http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/1693
Jew Barrymore Live at iO West – 10:30 PM
Hey There! For those of you who are anxiously awaiting this evening’s LobsterDust show, I have some bad news. It’s not happening! Adam Karell is training for the Olympics, and won’t be able to attend. GOOD NEWS THOUGH! For the first time in over a year, Alexandra Fox will be sharing the stage with me in our two person show, Jew Barrymore! Come on out! It’s totally free and will definitely be a good show!
Spun Into a Wove of Gold
Good Luck!
Just wanted to send a note wishing everyone good luck making it out of this apocalypse. May your feet be swift to escape the rushing lava, and may your arms shield you from the torrential downpour of acidic rain. Goshspeed.
-Justin J. Johnson, December 21, 2012