Heyyo! Happy to announce a brand new solo show. “My New Half Hour” at iO West on April 21st at 8:30 PM. Get at it!
My New Half Hour at iO West
March 15
Rigor Tortoise Live Tonight – Tuesday Night Thunder March Madness
March 5
LobsterDust – Tonight @ 10:30 PM – iO West Loft
February 25
Valentine’s Day – Crimes of Passion
February 7
Cupid and his fat baby body and arrows are almost upon us…that’s right, Valentine’s Day is a week away! I know you’re worried, but take a break from thinking about that fat body baby shooting you with love, and watch this Russian classic: Crimes of Passion.
Baby Giraffe’s Love TheJustinJohnsonShow.com/LIVE! at UCB!
January 17
Come on out to UCB on Monday, January 21st at 5:30 PM! http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/1693
Jew Barrymore Live at iO West – 10:30 PM
January 14
Hey There! For those of you who are anxiously awaiting this evening’s LobsterDust show, I have some bad news. It’s not happening! Adam Karell is training for the Olympics, and won’t be able to attend. GOOD NEWS THOUGH! For the first time in over a year, Alexandra Fox will be sharing the stage with me in our two person show, Jew Barrymore! Come on out! It’s totally free and will definitely be a good show!
Spun Into a Wove of Gold
December 26
Good Luck!
December 21
Just wanted to send a note wishing everyone good luck making it out of this apocalypse. May your feet be swift to escape the rushing lava, and may your arms shield you from the torrential downpour of acidic rain. Goshspeed.
-Justin J. Johnson, December 21, 2012
Rigor Tortoise – An Important Message From Santa
December 18
For your viewing eyes, a classic. Rigor Tortoise present: An Important Message From Santa. I’ll answer all the questions you have right now…yes it was tough playing a flying penguin.
Octopus Tattoo Parlor Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson
November 7
