Hey WordPress Website Viewers! What a very specific name you have. I realized I don’t publish content on here all that often. I used to, when I was young and wordpress was still a thing. Now there are so many websites and social media profiles, that I, like most people have legit lost my mind and tuned out of everything. Well, lucky for you WordPress Website Viewer, I’m getting back to my roots in a commitment, I’m titling:

My promise, horrible jokes, stupid articles, I might even review yogurt. I don’t know. I think a lot about yogurt. I try a lot of yogurt. Why not tell everyone my thoughts on yogurt! Oh, because that’s cringe? Well guess what, it’s Hot Cringe Summer and the driving gloves are off (I’m wearing driving gloves because it’s cringe). So strap in and get ready, because there will be an onslaught of cringe. I might even post a selfie on here of me at Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville wearing a beer helmet full of kombucha.

Also, here is a roDENT (when a mouse drives it’s car into you causing a dent).