Santa’s got a long night ahead of himself come this Christmas Eve, and you know what gets him through…something short and sweet, I’m talking about ESPRESSO! You know the big man is not slim pickins! May sound like nonsense, but Sabrina Carpenter, Espresso, and, well, espresso all make the NICE LIST!
Another image from the LEAKED Naughty and Nice List finds Santa really feelin’ Schitts Creek. I agree!
The LEAKS continue when it comes to Santa’s Naughty and Nice List. Unfortunately, Taco Bell came out Naughty! Can you blame Santa?!
Another LEAKED image from Santa’s Naughty and Nice List. Turns out Baby Nut is Naughty…can’t blame Santa on this one. That creepy little baby peanut in a top hat FREAKS ME OUT!
Got my grubby little hands on some top secret information and you know me…I can’t keep a secret, so I’m LEAKING some of Santa’s 2018 Naughty and Nice list. If you live in LA, keep your eyes peeled, as I’ll be dropping them in strategic locations!
Sketch comedy classic from Rigor Tortoise.
For your viewing eyes, a classic. Rigor Tortoise present: An Important Message From Santa. I’ll answer all the questions you have right now…yes it was tough playing a flying penguin.
Hello There! As the holidays approach, I am proud to announce, in collaboration with Kinkos Self Publications, the release of my first booklet called…
“Justin J. Johnson’s KEYS to Getting on Santa’s Good Side AND Increasing Your Metabolism.”
Some of you may have encountered me, and I may have given you a booklet. Lucky you.
Other’s may have found one at your local Babycakes in Larchmont. Other lucky you.
For the not-so-lucky’s who never catch me in person, or don’t go to Babycakes, and really want one, feel free to e-mail thejustinjohnsonshow@gmail.com
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
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In case you didn’t know, I LOVE Yahoo! Answers. And as I’ve said before, it’s probably the only good thing that’s come out of the creation of the Internet.
Don’t believe me? Well get this, you ask a question, and then whackjobs answer it! THERE IS NOTHING BETTER! Thus, given my obsession, I finally decided to create an account to get to the bottom of some things that have been itching my brain. Here’s my second question, “What religious affiliation does Santa have?” Click on the link below to log-in and answer!
Here’s the copy of my question:
What religious affiliation does Santa have?
I assumed that he was Catholic. One could definitely assume that, but after much thought and seeing photos of Santa hat’s that may or may not have been hiding a Yarmulke I wasn’t sure. Then there was the thought that we may be Buddhist giving the come and go of the season.
Why call this a demo? I’m not sure, I’m sure not going to be able to keep pace any better, or play any better. Regardless, here’s a cut from what could be a potential X-mas album…we’ll see! Santa Claus Has a Drinking Problem by Justin J. Johnson.