Let’s say you just so happen to be free on an August 13th at roughly 8PM and find yourself near 7518 Sunset Blvd…feels like you should probably come to this.
Rigor Tortoise LIVE at the Cupcake Theater
911 Call to Report a Suspicious Person on Santa Monica Blvd.
Here’s some audio of a call in to report an 18 – 30-year-old wearing pseudo workout clothes, carrying a clutch, listening to an iPod, walk stair mastering in.
Another Best Halloween Costume EVER – The Coneheads
Nailed it again this year!
Not a True Detective, #CastJustin in Hocus Pocus 2!
So apparently it’s “official” that I have not been cast as the lead in True Detective 2. BIG LOSS HBO! BIG LOSS! That said, I’m not one to dwell, so I’ve set my sights on another project. Hocus Pocus 2! And this time, why not be more specific and go after a definite role. Thus, I stand atop this hill and yell to the valley of casting directors everywhere… #CastJustin in #HocusPocus2 as #MarySandersonsDaughter Follow me on the journey through Vine and Twitter.
Rigor Tortoise Rises!
Friday the 13th – ScareFest
Check out this vid on a spooky, SPOOKY DAY!
Die Hard, Interrupted
Which Christmas Tree Will You Get?
Sketch comedy classic from Rigor Tortoise.
The Night Before Thanksgiving
As it approaches, remember this fable.