Rigor Tortoise was recently informed that we needed to engage with the YouTube community. I tried to do exactly that, but apparently I was supposed to engage with our viewers and not random people who comment on kitten videos. Who knows.
Hey Hollywood! Why don’t you wake up and hip yourself to the fact that I’m coming up with shit that appeals to THE only demographic that really matters. Screw your “target” demo of 18-24. That’s been done before, it’s old hat, and I’m not gonna fall in line. I’ve evolved. I’ve woken up if you will, and it’s time you do the same.
I’ll tell you what I’m going after, that golden, post Cougar, sweet, sweet demo called the “Fierce Female 55 – 64!” And according to YouTube, I nailed the shit out of it. So go ahead, hire away! Quit the shit Two Broke Girls, or Whitney. Trying to appeal to stupid kids. How’s about you let me write you a script that’ll bring a buncha silver foxes your way!