Another image from the LEAKED Naughty and Nice List finds Santa really feelin’ Schitts Creek. I agree!
Monolith = NAUGHTY LIST!
Another leak from Santa’s Naughty and Nice List finds that FREAKY Monolith on the Naughty List! Rightfully so!
Taco Bell = NAUGHTY List
The LEAKS continue when it comes to Santa’s Naughty and Nice List. Unfortunately, Taco Bell came out Naughty! Can you blame Santa?!
Megan Thee Stallion = Naughty AND Nice
Of course Santa loves Megan Thee Stallion, he’s a Savage!
Baby Nut = NAUGHTY!
Another LEAKED image from Santa’s Naughty and Nice List. Turns out Baby Nut is Naughty…can’t blame Santa on this one. That creepy little baby peanut in a top hat FREAKS ME OUT!
Dua Lipa = NICE LIST!
Continuing to leak the pages of Santa’s 2020 Naughty and Nice List…looks like Dua Lipa made it!
LEAKED – Santa’s 2020 Naughty and Nice List
Well, well, well…got my hands on this baby, and I’m ready to LEAK IT TO THE WORLD! That’s right ol Santa Clause, THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW!
Follow along as I reveal these sweet secrets on:
NEW ZINE: How To Become Best Friends w/ The Rock
Hello Fair Readers!
I have a new zine I’ll be distributing in streets across the world…well, probably mainly just Los Angeles and New York, because, quite frankly, I don’t travel across the world very often! Who am I, Jackie Chan! Because he was in the mov…Across The Wor…ANYWAY!
If you find one and like it, tag me or something. Even if you don’t like it, tag me. AND, if you use it to NOT get bit by a snake OR become best friends with The Rock, heck, tag me. I think the goal here, is…well…to tag me. Well, the goal is to use it to not get bit by a snake and become best friends with The Rock, but…tag me.
Also, you know what phrase I don’t like? Yep, you guessed it, “tag me.” So, as you can imagine, typing all of this is making me sick to my stomach. In any case, here’s where you tag me (UGH, BLECK, PUKE): https://www.instagram.com/thejustinjohnsonshow/
LEAKED: Santa’s 2018 Naughty and Nice List!
Got my grubby little hands on some top secret information and you know me…I can’t keep a secret, so I’m LEAKING some of Santa’s 2018 Naughty and Nice list. If you live in LA, keep your eyes peeled, as I’ll be dropping them in strategic locations!
Talking Objects and How to Woo Rashida Jones
New zine I made, giving you keys to everything you could possibly want.