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Rigor Tortoise Returns – January 25th @ The Brickhouse Theater

January 22

I asked a robot to write the below. Turns out, they’re very enthusiastic. But really, all you need is in the poster, amIwrite? Also, robots promise a lot! I can only promise three things the robot mentions in this promo material…and I ain’t telling ya which three. In any case, come on out this weekend.

Get ready for an unforgettable night of laughter and spontaneity! Rigor Tortoise, North Hollywood’s premier improv comedy group, is back with a special live performance you won’t want to miss.

Event Details:

When: Saturday, January 25th at 8 PM

Where: The Brickhouse Theatre, North Hollywood

Tickets: Just $15, including food, snacks, and an incredible night of entertainment

This weekend’s show will feature a hilarious set from Rigor Tortoise and a special performance by the talented KMAD, our featured act. Adding to the excitement, Greg Castle, one of Rigor Tortoise’s original members, is making a triumphant return to the stage for this event.

Whether you’re a longtime fan or a first-timer, this show promises to be a night of laughter, creativity, and surprises. Plus, your ticket includes delicious food and snacks, making it an unbeatable value.

Why You Should Join Us:

Unpredictable Fun: Improv comedy is all about creating magic in the moment, and our performers are ready to deliver.

Reunion Performance: Don’t miss Greg Castle’s return to the group!

Great Atmosphere: The Brickhouse Theatre is the perfect venue for an intimate and laughter-filled evening.

All-Inclusive Tickets: Enjoy comedy, food, and snacks for just $15.

Grab your friends, mark your calendars, and join us for an amazing night of comedy at The Brickhouse Theatre. Seats are limited, so be sure to secure your tickets now!

How to Get Tickets:

Tickets are available at the door. Don’t wait—this show is expected to sell out quickly!

We can’t wait to see you there!

Sabrina Carpenter, Espresso, and Espresso Make the Nice List

December 17

Santa’s got a long night ahead of himself come this Christmas Eve, and you know what gets him through…something short and sweet, I’m talking about ESPRESSO! You know the big man is not slim pickins! May sound like nonsense, but Sabrina Carpenter, Espresso, and, well, espresso all make the NICE LIST!

2024 – Santa’s Naughty and Nice List

December 17

well…it’s the season to be honest…those drones? yeah, dat is ya boi! i’ve had em all ova da place…scouring the world for this puppy…turns out Santa upped his security, but he can’t outwit this Danny Ocean…found it Big Guy! Per the usuhe (is that right? you get it, I’m saying “usual,” but being cool about it…anyway, I’ll be revealing this years “Naughty and Nice List!”

Impressonation – Person Who Flosses All The Freakin Time Being Asked By Hygienist If They Floss

July 16

We’ve all been there. You’re out there flossing all the freakin time even though you hate it, and you’ve done a great job, feel good, only to have the dental hygienist ask if you floss.

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Live Improv Comedy Show in North Hollywood: Rigor Tortoise Returns with Greg Castle – This Friday at The Brickhouse Theater

July 8

Look, do I think AI and ChatGPT is horrible for the business of creatives, and just in general? Yes! Should I be saying this out loud for fear that robots will murder me? NO I SHOULD NOT! But…I am not good at promoting, and you know who is? My ol friend ChattyGPTizzle. Here’s what I asked, and here’s what I got. You know this post is gonna go so viral and our show is gonna be bigger than Babs at The Hollywood Bowl!

What I asked, and probably would have used because I’m just a dumb human:

Create an image post that I can use on Instagram to announce a live show Rigor Tortoise is having this Friday at The Brickhouse Theater in North Hollywood. The show is at 8PM and it is the return of Greg Castle! Greg was abducted many years ago, and we’re so happy he escaped his captors, and the very first thing he wanted to do was an improv show. The show is $15, and includes food and drink from King’s Hawaiian. King’s Hawaiian was a staple of my youth as a very fat kid. I’d eat the whole tray, and guess what, I wouldn’t put it in the oven, I’d raw dog it. Oh, and make this like a teaser, you know? Cuz we still got a week, so I gotta post over and over again. Also, I don’t think there is a link. But, people can figure it out, right? It might be at the door? Okay, make this Instagram post! Also, it’s gotta go viral baby!

What I freakin got!

IT’S ALIVE!

Get ready for an EPIC night of laughs and surprises! Rigor Tortoise is BACK with an incredible live show this Friday at The Brickhouse Theater in North Hollywood!

Date: This Friday
Time: 8 PM
Location: The Brickhouse Theater, North Hollywood

THE RETURN OF GREG CASTLE

Yes, you read that right! Greg Castle is BACK! After being abducted years ago, he miraculously escaped his captors. And what’s the first thing he wanted to do? An IMPROV SHOW with YOU!

Admission: $15
Includes delicious food and drink from King’s Hawaiian!

King’s Hawaiian was a staple of my youth. I used to devour the entire tray raw – no oven needed!

This is just a teaser, folks! Stay tuned for more updates as we count down to the big day. Spread the word, grab your friends, and let’s make this night unforgettable!

No link needed – you know where to find us!

#RigorTortoise #GregCastleReturns #LiveShow #ImprovComedy #KingsHawaiian #ComedyNight #NorthHollywoodEvents #ItsAlive

Minipressonation: Gluten Intolerant Bird

July 3

C’mon guys, leave these birds and their sensitive tummy’s alone! This is by far the most accurate impressonation I’ve ever done, a gluten-intolerant bird. The raw emotion I’m able to capture, it’s a true wonder I haven’t been cast in every season of Grey’s Anatomy.

Also, should you choose, why not follow along on TikTok?
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Rigor Tortoise LIVE! Improv at The Clubhouse – 6-26-24 – 9PM

June 25

Can you even believe it?! Rigor Tortoise is performing live again! Prepare yourself for the Wednesday evening you’ve only dreamt of! 9PM! June 26th! At The Clubhouse!

https://theclubhouseimprov.com/

Minipressonation – 4-Way Stop Dummy

June 11

EMERGENCY IMPRESSONATION! That’s right. Sometimes, when you’re the best in the world at impresssonations, the urge strikes, and you gotta do one! Right there, on the road. And this one is a doozy. You know the guy. The early 4-way stop guy. Yeah, well, here he is!

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Impressonations – The Last Ice Cube in an Ice Cube Tray

June 10

You know that ice cube? The last one in your ice cube tray? Neglected…cold…ICEY! Well, take a seat and prepare to be transported directly into your freezer for an impressonation!

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Impressonations – That Hair That is Stuck to Your Face That You Can’t Find or Get Off

June 4

You know that hair right? It’s on your face, you can feel it but you can’t, and you’re trying so hard to get it off of your face but it’s more elusive than a Yeti! Well, here’s a pretty uncanny impressonation of it.

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