Hey You! Couple more shows coming your way! Live this Thursday at ACME Comedy! Can you even believe it! Come at 8 for SmartyPants, stay at 9 for Lobsterdust, and heck, even though I’m not in the StandProv show, stay for that too! In fact, sleep in the theatre, why not! Live your life! You DO YOU!
Hey Hey Hey! Three “heys????” YOU BETCHA! Anyway, stop ‘hey-ing’ and start coming on out to ACME Comedy in NoHo!
Hello Fair Readers!
I have a new zine I’ll be distributing in streets across the world…well, probably mainly just Los Angeles and New York, because, quite frankly, I don’t travel across the world very often! Who am I, Jackie Chan! Because he was in the mov…Across The Wor…ANYWAY!
If you find one and like it, tag me or something. Even if you don’t like it, tag me. AND, if you use it to NOT get bit by a snake OR become best friends with The Rock, heck, tag me. I think the goal here, is…well…to tag me. Well, the goal is to use it to not get bit by a snake and become best friends with The Rock, but…tag me.
Also, you know what phrase I don’t like? Yep, you guessed it, “tag me.” So, as you can imagine, typing all of this is making me sick to my stomach. In any case, here’s where you tag me (UGH, BLECK, PUKE): https://www.instagram.com/thejustinjohnsonshow/
It’s another last Thursday of the month, can you even believe they keep coming?!?! Well they do! Come on out to ACME Comedy in North Hollywood for two exciting shows I’m in…and heck, stay for the rest of the night, why don’t you!
Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tixxxxxx HERE!
Hey Hey Hey!
Three “Hey’s?” You betcha! Why not! One “Hey” is so 1993.
Alright, hey’s aside, come on out to the ACME Comedy Theater this Thursday, March 28th, 2019 where I shall be in not one but TWO shows. Smartypants at 8, and Lobsterdust at 9!!!
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Come check out Adam Karell and I as Lobsterdust at ACME Comedy on Thursday, February 28th at 9:00 PM!
Come check out Hooch Sketch Comedy at The Pack Theater as a part of PACK PITCH this Tuesday, January 22 at 8:00 PM.
https://www.packtheater.com/event/yay-rat-throat-pack-pitch-3/?instance_id=15276