This Thursday, December 12th, I’ll be doing a Lobsterdust show at ACME Comedy AND as if it weren’t enough that the ticket you purchase gets you a belly full of laughs and fun…it also goes to a great cause!
In December, half of ticket sales proceeds will benefit The Midnight Mission, Para Los Ninos, and the LAFD Foundation. Join us for laughs, and help us share some holiday cheer with others in our community!
Hello Reader of Websites! Or, maybe just this website. Can you imagine, if you only go on one website ever, and it’s this one?! What an honor! I should publish more content for you!
Anyway…so your belly is stuffed and you’re ready to laugh but you don’t know how?!?! Well lemme tell you!
Lucky for you, I’ll be taking part in a UCB Spank show on December 3rd with Hooch! It’s called Diffi-Cult friends, and it’s sure to be a blast! Come on out, won’t you. Yes, you, the person who only goes on my website…and…everyone else!
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Watch episode 1 below, and make sure you go to: https://vimeo.com/fing40 to watch the whole series!!!
Check out the below trailer for F-ing 40 Web Series coming soon!
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— F#cking 40 (@fing40) September 4, 2019
Hey You! Couple more shows coming your way! Live this Thursday at ACME Comedy! Can you even believe it! Come at 8 for SmartyPants, stay at 9 for Lobsterdust, and heck, even though I’m not in the StandProv show, stay for that too! In fact, sleep in the theatre, why not! Live your life! You DO YOU!
Hey Hey Hey! Three “heys????” YOU BETCHA! Anyway, stop ‘hey-ing’ and start coming on out to ACME Comedy in NoHo!
Hello Fair Readers!
I have a new zine I’ll be distributing in streets across the world…well, probably mainly just Los Angeles and New York, because, quite frankly, I don’t travel across the world very often! Who am I, Jackie Chan! Because he was in the mov…Across The Wor…ANYWAY!
If you find one and like it, tag me or something. Even if you don’t like it, tag me. AND, if you use it to NOT get bit by a snake OR become best friends with The Rock, heck, tag me. I think the goal here, is…well…to tag me. Well, the goal is to use it to not get bit by a snake and become best friends with The Rock, but…tag me.
Also, you know what phrase I don’t like? Yep, you guessed it, “tag me.” So, as you can imagine, typing all of this is making me sick to my stomach. In any case, here’s where you tag me (UGH, BLECK, PUKE): https://www.instagram.com/thejustinjohnsonshow/
It’s another last Thursday of the month, can you even believe they keep coming?!?! Well they do! Come on out to ACME Comedy in North Hollywood for two exciting shows I’m in…and heck, stay for the rest of the night, why don’t you!
Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tixxxxxx HERE!