Hey Hey Hey!
Three “Hey’s?” You betcha! Why not! One “Hey” is so 1993.
Alright, hey’s aside, come on out to the ACME Comedy Theater this Thursday, March 28th, 2019 where I shall be in not one but TWO shows. Smartypants at 8, and Lobsterdust at 9!!!
TIX: ACME Tixxxxxx
Come check out Adam Karell and I as Lobsterdust at ACME Comedy on Thursday, February 28th at 9:00 PM!
Come check out Hooch Sketch Comedy at The Pack Theater as a part of PACK PITCH this Tuesday, January 22 at 8:00 PM.
https://www.packtheater.com/event/yay-rat-throat-pack-pitch-3/?instance_id=15276
Got my grubby little hands on some top secret information and you know me…I can’t keep a secret, so I’m LEAKING some of Santa’s 2018 Naughty and Nice list. If you live in LA, keep your eyes peeled, as I’ll be dropping them in strategic locations!
OMG! You’re so busy, I get it. We all get it! You got things to do. You’re eating chia seeds. You’re using a hand vacuum. Things are happening! But let’s say you live in Portland and Austin and want to go to festival to watch something I was in on a big screen. Let’s say, it’s the thing you’ve been waiting for all your life, but never thought would happen. Well guess what, put down those chia seeds and hand vacuum’s because it’s finally happening!
F#cking 40 at Austin Indie Fest:
http://www.austinindiefest.com/schedule-18–saturday.html
F#cking 40 at Austin Indie Fest:
https://info.filmfestivalcircuit.com/blog/portland-comedy-film-festival-fall-2018?hsCtaTracking=57dc215c-3dff-4c42-a052-0b2c6f659c3b%7C520773df-32c2-43fc-8887-0eabf90de6e2
Annndddd let’s say you live in Los Angeles and want to see me live. Come to The Ruby, this Saturday, November 10th!
https://therubyla.com/events/the-ruby-sketch-night-with-the-volcano-the-vanities-2018-11-10/
Okay. Grab those chia seeds and hand vacuum’s and celebrate!
You probably have come on this website…well, probably not…but let’s say you did, and you were like, man I’d love to see Justin on a screen at a festival, but I live in Buffalo and Philadelphia! Well first off, look at you, you lil jetsetter! TWO HOMES! What a life you’re living!
And, lucky for you lil jetsetter (also, what is a jetsetter, am I using that right?!!?), a series I’m in is coming to s festival near you!
PHILLY JETSETTIN’
LINK: https://firstglancefilms.com/schedule/
BUFFALO JETSETTIN’
LINK: https://www.buffalofilm.org/lineup/events/biff-episodic-comedies/
Hey Human! ORrrrrrRRRr robot! Like going out on Thursday nights? Why not come out to the Clubhouse this Thursday September 27th at 8PM to see some sketch comedy!