Why call this a demo? I’m not sure, I’m sure not going to be able to keep pace any better, or play any better. Regardless, here’s a cut from what could be a potential X-mas album…we’ll see! Santa Claus Has a Drinking Problem by Justin J. Johnson.
In this ongoing series, Justin J. Johnson will respond to YouTube comments. We’re not sure he got the message though, because apparently he’s just watching random videos on YouTube and not Rigor Tortoise videos. In any case, don’t forget to subscribe to Rigor Tortoise’s channel and comment!
Justin J. Johnson discusses the origins of cities including Banana, Missouri, picking words, Q&A’s, how to start your own city, Chipotle, Halloween, not being a mattress, pushing, sleeping on hay, comforts, and take aways.
Check out this new cartoon! The Nonresilient Waterfall!
Check out these new “recordings”
Ear Clogs
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses clogged ears, insanity, corrects himself, and makes a fool of himself.
It Ain’t You Boo, It’s Just My Eyes Is Watery
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses the clinical problems of watery eyes, texas bbq, outdoor patios, and why we should thank the big man upstairs for not giving us misty eyes. BE THANKFUL!
Hello Fair Reader!
I know, I know, you don’t want me to share a fun short from the Rigor Tortoise vault. Oh, wait…you’ll let me if I give you some relevant reasons?
Welp, here you go!
Reasons why you’ll enjoy this short:
-It’s spooky! You love spooky don’t you? You always say Halloween is your favorite time! Well enjoy the time, and get your eyes scared out of your head.
-It involves Presidents! You can’t take your eyes off of the Presidential Election coverage! Romney, Obama, Ryan, Biden, THIS SHORT!
-It’s funny. You like comedy…nay…you LOVE comedy!
-It’s pumpkin-centric! You wish you could have more pumpkin things! Pie, lattes, cake, fish, dirt, THIS SHORT!
Enough reasons? I thought so! So stop with demanding reasons, and just enjoy this Rigor Tortoise short!
Rigor Tortoise has a video in this month’s Art Fuck at the Downtown Independent.
And, it’s FREE!
As you can see, the line-up includes:
Maria Bamford
Baron Vaughn
Josh Fadem
Ryan Singer
Hampton Yount
Barbara Gray
Erin Lampart
Hosted by Matt Ingebretson
Here’s the link:
http://www.downtownindependent.com/events/art-fuck-free-comedy
Come on out!
Hello Reader! Let me pull back the curtain and give you a little 411 on my personal life. Ready to get to the real dirt?
I have sinus problems.
Pretty regularly actually. And without fail I will Google, “Foods That Help Sinus Congestion” thinking, “oh, I can just eat some specific type of food and that will help!”
Given I’ve done this so often, figured I would make a list of my own! Dr. Justin J. Johnson is in! Hope this list helps!
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses allergies, the future, the past, the present, worse things, disease, and ROBOTS!