New cartoon: The Fruit “Oh So” Fly
The Fruit “Oh So” Fly
August 23
High Steaks Poker Match
July 24
New cartoon – High Steaks Poker Match by Justin J. Johnson
I’m A Plump Dwarf
June 26
Sometimes you have to let go, and let e-mail take control of your life.
And in this case either
A) I think my agent has me incorrectly listed.
OR
B) I’m a plump dwarf.
Imma go with B!
ALSO, to prove my worth…that’s an e-mail from the President asking ME for help. Worry not nation, I’m here with helping plump dwarf hands.
In Case Of, Use Stairway – Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson
June 25
Invasive Surgery vs. Evasive Surgery Joke Ideas
June 4
I’m at it again! Coming up with too many bad ideas for one premise that I can’t figure out. Welp, lucky for you that rather than be a sane person who deletes these awful things, I’m releasing it into the world! Here’s a list of joke ideas I was trying to come up with for the premise: Invasive Surgery vs. Evasive Surgery.
Brand New Zine: Tips To Getting Over Your Love Affair With Helen Hunt and a Guide To Summer Fashion
May 10
Hey Pals! I have a new zine I’ll be handing out across the world. In the off chance you don’t see me in person and I hand you one, you can e-mail thejustinjohnsonshow(at)gmail(dot)com and I’ll send you one! Keep it real bros.
Sally Field Monologues
May 1
Don’t not tell me I’m the best Sally Field monologist.
Haunted by a Native American Ghost
April 25
I was recently haunted and had an encounter with a Native American Ghost. Please see below…
First, I found out I was being haunted…
Then, I found proof…
And finally I accidentally got him with his bow and arrow…
My New Half Hour – Two 4 One
April 17
Fun show this Sunday, “My New Half Hour” at iO West at 8:30 PM:
http://ioimprov.com/west/io/shows/my-new-half-hour
And get this, print the below to get two tickets for the price of one! Thus, bring a friend, and the show costs $2.50! UNREAL!
How To Tie a Tie
April 4
With Spring upon us and summer approaching, I’m sure you’re going to lots of events in which, let’s face it, you may have to tie a tie. But alas you know not how to do such things. Well lucky for you, there is a source that teaches you the way to perfectly tie a tie. Check it out!