911 Call – Person Stuck in a Kitchenette
The Candle and The Stain by Justin J. Johnson
New cartoon, The Candle and The Stain by Justin J. Johnson
You’re a Man Dressed Up As a Woman Who Is Dressed Up Like Nicolas Cage!
Scary! The Lost Headless Characters of Sleepy Hollow by Justin J. Johnson
Few people know this, but before there was the “Headless Horseman” in Washington Irving’s “Legend of Sleepy Hollow,” he work shopped a couple of other characters that didn’t make the cut…
The Nonresilient Waterfall Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson
Check out this new cartoon! The Nonresilient Waterfall!
Ear Clogs and It Ain’t You Boo, It’s Just My Eyes Is Watery
Check out these new “recordings”
Ear Clogs
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses clogged ears, insanity, corrects himself, and makes a fool of himself.
It Ain’t You Boo, It’s Just My Eyes Is Watery
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses the clinical problems of watery eyes, texas bbq, outdoor patios, and why we should thank the big man upstairs for not giving us misty eyes. BE THANKFUL!
Halloween! Presidents! Comedy! Pumpkins!
Hello Fair Reader!
I know, I know, you don’t want me to share a fun short from the Rigor Tortoise vault. Oh, wait…you’ll let me if I give you some relevant reasons?
Welp, here you go!
Reasons why you’ll enjoy this short:
-It’s spooky! You love spooky don’t you? You always say Halloween is your favorite time! Well enjoy the time, and get your eyes scared out of your head.
-It involves Presidents! You can’t take your eyes off of the Presidential Election coverage! Romney, Obama, Ryan, Biden, THIS SHORT!
-It’s funny. You like comedy…nay…you LOVE comedy!
-It’s pumpkin-centric! You wish you could have more pumpkin things! Pie, lattes, cake, fish, dirt, THIS SHORT!
Enough reasons? I thought so! So stop with demanding reasons, and just enjoy this Rigor Tortoise short!
Foods That Help Sinus Congestion
Hello Reader! Let me pull back the curtain and give you a little 411 on my personal life. Ready to get to the real dirt?
I have sinus problems.
Pretty regularly actually. And without fail I will Google, “Foods That Help Sinus Congestion” thinking, “oh, I can just eat some specific type of food and that will help!”
Given I’ve done this so often, figured I would make a list of my own! Dr. Justin J. Johnson is in! Hope this list helps!
LobsterDust (Justin J. Johnson & Adam Karell) Returns!
Tonight, LobsterDust will return! REJOICE! Okay, or just sit there, that’s cool too!
Below is a link to the show we’re doing. It’s at iO West, tonight at 10:30 PM. Come on out, it’s free you jerks!