Hipster X-mas Miracles – The Weeknd, Vampire Weekend, The Weakerthans
December 16
Neckvolution
November 5
Scary Found Footage
October 10
Tis the season…continues aka: contis the season? Anyway! Here’s another SPOOKY short I wrote and am in, for Rigor Tortoise. GET READY TO BE SCARED (and laugh?)
Presidential Pumpkin – SCARY!
October 3
Tis the season! Here’s an old Rigor Tortoise sketch I helped write and appear in. BOO!
Cage Free Eggs Cartoon
September 11
Rigor Tortoise @ SketchMelt!
August 28
Stoked to be performing with Rigor Tortoise at SketchMelt!
Here are some deets:
Date: Thursday – September 5, 2013 – 08:30 PM
Location: Nerdist Showroom – Los Angeles
Doors Open 08:15 PM
SketchMelt proudly presents a showcase of the best of new live and video sketch comedy every month! Guaranteed to be totally sketch.
See live and video sketches by
Pearlstorm
Dust Bowl Kids
Tony Cavalero
Rigor Tortoise
Graham Beckett
Rajan Dharni
Drew Droege
Sela Shiloni
Hosted by Brad Gage [Family Sandwich] and Christian Spicer [Double Jump, IMPRO(vs)TANDUP] with Danielle N. Kramer [Booze Cruise]!
$8 in advance, $10 at the door
Buy tix and dix here: https://www.nerdmeltla.com/tickets2/index.php?event_id=597
The Fruit “Oh So” Fly
August 23
New cartoon: The Fruit “Oh So” Fly
Nissan Gives Justin a Versa Note?
June 28
I’m basically a marketing genius. And with this genius comes a non stop flux of ideas. My recent idea? Selling myself out (in a very good way), by asking Nissan to provide me with a Versa Note to drive around Los Angeles in my day to day adventures, so as to increase brand awareness around the vehicle. Great idea right? You probably don’t even know what a Versa Note is you silly reader. Regardless, I sent them some a “note.” Get it?! Let’s see if they wise up and provide me with one!
Am I Getting Bit By Bugs Because I’m Too Sweet? How Do I Prevent It?
June 27
If you have questions about the world, I’m telling you, there is no more authoritative source on everything than Yahoo! Answers. It’s a community that is chock full of the weirdest ill informed people ever. So, naturally, if I have a question, it’s where I go for answers.
Today, my question is one that all of you will probably ask during the approaching summer:
Am I Getting Bit By Bugs Because I’m Too Sweet? How Do I Prevent It?
The reason for my question:
You guys…I’m getting bit like crazy! I don’t know by what, but I’ve got multiple bites on my arms and legs.
When I asked people why, they said it’s because I’m too sweet…which, honestly, is true. I’m a really sweet guy. But don’t get me wrong, I’ve also got an edge. I mean, I’m a nice guy, but I can wear a leather jacket and rough it up too. I like to think of myself as a Jack McBrayer Gosling.
Regardless, is there a food I can eat to stop these bugs from biting me, or am I just too darn sweet?
If you know the answer, or would like to contribute to this weird community, click here: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130627150118AAxC5ND
Character Development – Improvised Comedy by Justin J. Johnson
June 17
Hey There!
If you’ve been keeping track of LobsterDust shows, you’ll know that one is happening a week from today. Good job, you’re a regular calendar person. Also, if you’re keeping track of my other Lobster half, Adam Karell, you’ll know that he’s out of town a week from today. Good job, you’re a regular stalker person. So, in his absence, I’ll be trying out a new solo improvised show called “Character Development.” It’ll be completely improvised and full of bits so come on out if you’d like. Or even not if you’d like. Good job, you’re a like.
