We’ve all been there. You’re out there flossing all the freakin time even though you hate it, and you’ve done a great job, feel good, only to have the dental hygienist ask if you floss.
Impressonations – The Last Ice Cube in an Ice Cube Tray
You know that ice cube? The last one in your ice cube tray? Neglected…cold…ICEY! Well, take a seat and prepare to be transported directly into your freezer for an impressonation!
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impressonations – person buying a cardigan in new york
there’s no doubt about one fact, and one fact only…i’m the best in the world at impressonations. often, people say, “hey justin, come back, where did you go” because my impressonations are so good that i become the person! well, it’s about time i share this talent with the world. watch this, but don’t worry, i’m still there, it’s just an impressonation.
Rigor Tortoise – LIVE! – November 8th at 9PM at the Clubhouse
Holy Moly Mac-a-rolly! Can you even believe another show is coming up!!! I can’t, and I’ll be there, so I better start believin’!
Wednesday, November 8th at 9 PM at the Clubhouse!
i’m fine – episode 1
hello…
much like tons of folks, I absolutely lost my mind during the pandemic in a somewhat real way…but I mean, what ARE minds anyway, right?!
to cope with the anxiety of trying to re-enter life and be a human again, I enlisted some friends and shot this true Baghead footage…I’m the Greta Gerwig of 2023.
To be made whole
by being not a witness,
but witnessed.
Pop Culture Meditation – The Kardashians Finale
You love two things: pop culture and meditation. Well, well, well, after years of becoming an expert on both, allow this fella to guide through a meditation on the Kardashians finale.
Hitting the Wall THE SERIES on Rizzle!
Hey Ya’ll! 2021, AMIRIGHT?!?! Well, I’ll tell you how 2021 can be better…follow me in my new series exclusively on RIZZLE!
As an amateur scientist, I’m trying to find a solution that will allow me to walk through a wall! BREAKTHROUGHS!!!
Download, like, explore and more. THAT RHYMED!
Moira Rose = NICE LIST!
Another image from the LEAKED Naughty and Nice List finds Santa really feelin’ Schitts Creek. I agree!
Monolith = NAUGHTY LIST!
Another leak from Santa’s Naughty and Nice List finds that FREAKY Monolith on the Naughty List! Rightfully so!
Megan Thee Stallion = Naughty AND Nice
Of course Santa loves Megan Thee Stallion, he’s a Savage!