Come on out! I think I have a sinus infection, so it should be fun!
Valentine’s Day – Crimes of Passion
Cupid and his fat baby body and arrows are almost upon us…that’s right, Valentine’s Day is a week away! I know you’re worried, but take a break from thinking about that fat body baby shooting you with love, and watch this Russian classic: Crimes of Passion.
The Handy Dandy – Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson
Latest cartoon: The Handy Dandy
I’m Not Dead!
Hey There Fair Reader!
I know what you’re thinking, “Justin you bring your website to life, live at UCB, then never update it?”
That’s not true! Quit thinking that!
Who do you think I am, Crazy Heart?! What do you think, I go to malls, get drinks, and then leave websites!? I don’t and I won’t. BUT, I am working on some exciting projects that have taken up the majority of my time. In my absence, I will leave you with one of my favorite things I’ve seen in a fortnight, and or, in a fort, or at night. Disney’s “Paperman.” It’s honestly the best thing ever. Please watch. And if you’ll excuse me, I must go to a mall and get a drink. See ya website! (I’ll update soon!)
New Pilot I’m In!!!
Not Allowed Signs Not Allowed Sign
Not Allowed Signs Not Allowed Sign.
How Do You Get A Bird To Land On Your Finger?
You call it, duh!
TheJustinJohnsonShow.com/LIVE! TODAY at UCB at 5:30 PM!
Make a reservation, or just come on out. 5:30PM today! http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/1693
Jesus Christ Drives a Mitsubishi Eclipse
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses what the spices of life are, why salt makes you stupid and what it is, mo money mo problems, and Jesus Christ driving a Mitsubishi Eclipse.
Baby Giraffe’s Love TheJustinJohnsonShow.com/LIVE! at UCB!
Come on out to UCB on Monday, January 21st at 5:30 PM! http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/1693