With the dawn of October 1st upon us, please watch this Rigor Tortoise short, in which we find Found Footage.
Found Found Footage
October 1
Found Found Footage
October 1
Justin J. Johnson’s Captain’s Log – He’s Out of His Mind
October 1
Comedian Justin J. Johnson continues his random recordings. The subject this time: Ham in the shower.
Dog Farts by Justin J. Johnson
October 1
Here Comes The Boom, Kevin James Saving The World
September 27
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses just how Kevin James might be able to save us all…including, the world.
Runners High, Running High by Justin J. Johnson
September 26
Comedian Justin J. Johnson runs high, and by that, means gets a running high as he’s trying to escape the apocalypse.
Thai Massage vs. Thigh Massage – Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson
September 26
New cartoon, thai vs. thigh massage.
Rigor Tortoise at the Denver Improv Festival!
September 25
Rigor Tortoise is venturing out to the lovely city of Denver! Personally, it’s my first trip to Denver and I’m ready to Sal Paradise the shit out of the city!
Identity Theft Is Weird – The Justin Johnson Show
September 25
What are these? What am I doing? Who even knows, quit asking questions, strap yourself up and listen!
Justin J. Johnson’s Pilot Episode of Rambling
September 24
It’s not a podcast. It’s not an audio revolution. It’s not a listening experience. I don’t know what it is.
The Master Doesn’t Want You To Fart In People’s Faces
September 24
Saw PTA’s “The Master” this weekend, and it has really stuck with me. And by “stuck with me” I mean, I can’t stop saying, “I want to fart in your face.”
Whoops! Spoiler alert!!! Farts are mentioned in “The Master.”
It stuck with me in other ways too, I’m not a heathen! Just a guy who loves fart references in very intense situations. Just ask every school counselor I’ve ever had.
Also, it’s safe to say, “I want to fart in your face” is the new “I drink your milkshake!”
