Definitions
January 13
Rigor Tortoise & Ethan Newberry!
January 6
Hey! Here’s the latest from Rigor Tortoise, and this time we worked with Ethan Newberry.
Live Show in January!
January 3
Really stoked for this show. We’ve reached out to a few of our friends and think it’s gonna be a ton of fun. Come on out if you want, I’m not holding your feet to the fire when it comes to fun, you do as you chose. Our first one will be January 23rd at 8:30 PM at http://ioimprov.com/west/
Nice Water
December 29
More Hipster Christmas Miracles
December 9
Figured Life Out…
December 7
As my life goes on, the questions of “what’s the meaning of life” or “why are we here” seem to slip by the wayside while “why am I not best friends with Barry from Storage Wars?” continues to rise faster and faster. I “might” have a problem.
Proxy Jokes
December 6
Sometimes I try to write jokes. Let’s admit it, most times, it doesn’t work out (that is, if you define a joke as being funny). That said, thought I would give you a fastpass to the kitchen of my mind with this series of proxy jokes…
Unconveyable Run-On Sentence Ideas (aka: This Probably Makes No Sense, and Why Should It, It Came From My Brain)
December 5
If you are a person who really loves to blend, and just wants to blend for the rest of your life, and then meet a genie and have been chewing on ice so the way you pronounce things is slightly off and you say “I just want to blend for the rest of my life,” but it sounds like, “I just want to blind for the rest of my life” and that genie is a stickler and it’s your last wish…man…man, that just sucks.
The Best Ab Workout You’ll Ever Find!
November 30
Here is the latest in a Rigor Tortoise “How To” series.