
The Tale of Tell-Tail and Tattle-Tail

Hello Fair Reader!
I always say that, but truth be told, I have no idea as to your fairness. You may be fair, you may be unfair, you may pay fares, you get it. It has come to my attention that I boldly declared my devotion to a month of creMAYtivity, in which I do something creMAYtive every day, but…I haven’t posted anything since Friday. So, thought I’d fill you in on some happenings! Who am I kidding, nobody is reading this! Come on nobody, let’s journey through my last five days of creMAYtivity! (is this slogan catching on yet? Hashtag it! #HashtagCreMAYtivity…is that how you hashtag something?)
Saturday!
Sometimes in order to be creMAYtive, you have to MAYliv life! And that’s what I did! Started the afternoon off with a trip to my local theatre, the Arclight! And, I had time to do one of my favorite things in life, go to the 2nd floor bar, grab a drink and look out over all of the people, all the while trying to guess what movie everyone was seeing.
These people were all seeing The Sixth Sense…and it wasn’t even showing…they were ghosts!
Post people watching, I watched…Guardians of the Galaxy 2. It was out of this world. Get it? Right? Get it? Has anyone picked that low hanging fruit? Get it?
Then, it was off to…Universal Citywalk! HOLY MOLY! This place is…out of this world! Get it? No? Okay then. Listen, Universal Citywalk might be the most magical place in the world. Why? I don’t know, maybe…floating cars in restaurants!
Or, maybe boats in the middle of restaurants!
The point is, if you’re a restaurant, you can put anything in the middle of your establishment, regardless of size, at Universal Citywalk. DREAMS! Also, it’s incredibly weird, and everyone there is weird. One love.
Life lived 1!
Justin 0!
(Wait, that doesn’t make sense)
Justin -1!
(Stop rating me!)
Sunday!
Little bit boring. Worked on a script I’m working on. Here is all you get!
Oh man, what fine writing!
Life lived 2!
Justin – 2!
(How did I get to “-2” but my life is at 2?)
Monday!
Part of being creative for me, is…well…a lot of failing! I fail a ton. Too much, some would say, and Iiiii, am some! Anyway, I was trying to do a bit with my Instax camera where I took a photo of my camera taking a photo of itself, and I couldn’t make it work. Here is proof of my failure.
Life lived 3!
Justin -7!
(I get it, I failed, I feel ya!)
Justin – 6!
(Did my honesty just get me a +1???)
Justin – 8!
(I’ll shut up)
Tuesday!
I had an improv show at iO West. Doesn’t get more creMAYtive than long form improv, am I right?!?! Of course I am!
Life lived 4!
Justin – 4!
(What?!?! I am equal to my life being lived! Also, how weird is this bit? It doesn’t really make sense…who would rate this, why would I rate myself vs my life…I mean, it’s hilarious, but I don’t know)
Wednesday (TONIGHT!)!
I’m writing this! I also started outlining a potential new solo sketch show! Get ready world!
Justin’s life lived – 10!
I DID IT! So, even though I may not publish it online, there’s a ton of creMAYTivity happening right before your little eyeliddy’s.
Stay tuned for more creMAYtivity!
Classic short from Rigor Tortoise that is just as relevant now as it was then. Let’s be careful of those President Pumpkins ya guys!
Give this a listen and find out!
Come on out this Saturday to see the latest Hooch show at the Nerdist School.
Hey! Come on out to the Nerdist School this Saturday at 8PM for a bonanza of sketch comedy!
LINK HERE —-> http://www.nerdistschool.com/events/hooch-2/
Guess what I just realized…McDonald’s needs to hire more people named Archie! I mean, just say the words, “golden arch me, Archie.” It’s too much fun!!!! Also, where are all my Archie’s at? I don’t think I know one. Hmmm…what is this post really about?
Hmm…
OH YEAH! I was recently spotted in a McDonald’s commercial that may or may not have aired during a Bowl of Supers. Check it out below and try to find me, Archie! No word yet, on whether or not McDonald’s or Steven Spielberg are picking my character up for a sequel spin-off, but fingers are crossed!
McDonalds' All Day Breakfast "Good Morning, Moon" from blair hayes on Vimeo.
Come check out the first Hooch show of 2016 this Saturday, January 23rd, 8PM at the Nerdist School Theatre!
http://www.nerdistschool.com/events/hooch-nerdist-school-sketch/