Today my father physically captured a parakeet and is naming him Santa Claus. Try as I might, I will never be funnier than him.
Dad Talk
December 21
Hipster Christmas Miracle…
December 20
My Scene From Die Hard When I Was A Little Kid…
December 20
… people often ask me if I was a child “star,” appearing in such films as Die Hard. The answer…yes. Yes I was. Here’s the scene…
Can’t Stop With These Hipster Christmas Miracles
December 15
Last Year’s Rigor Tortoise X-mas Vid
December 12
Here’s one of my most favorite RT vids we ever did do.
Another Day, Another Hipster X-mas Miracle
December 12
Hipster Christmas Miracles
December 8
Proxy Jokes
December 6
Sometimes I try to write jokes. Let’s admit it, most times, it doesn’t work out (that is, if you define a joke as being funny). That said, thought I would give you a fastpass to the kitchen of my mind with this series of proxy jokes…
The Best Ab Workout You’ll Ever Find!
November 30
Here is the latest in a Rigor Tortoise “How To” series.