Don’t not tell me I’m the best Sally Field monologist.
Sally Field Monologues
May 1
Don’t not tell me I’m the best Sally Field monologist.
New cartoon, “The Aggressive Tobacco Shop.”
I keep trying to tell Cookie to be healthier but he just ain’t into it! vine.co/v/bjA2VLTidP2
— justinjjohnson (@justinjjohnson) March 27, 2013
New Cartoon – History Repeats Itself by Justin J. Johnson
Cupid and his fat baby body and arrows are almost upon us…that’s right, Valentine’s Day is a week away! I know you’re worried, but take a break from thinking about that fat body baby shooting you with love, and watch this Russian classic: Crimes of Passion.
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses what the spices of life are, why salt makes you stupid and what it is, mo money mo problems, and Jesus Christ driving a Mitsubishi Eclipse.
I, like most people, hate the world of celebrity gossip. In fact, I wish our society was more obsessed with other ridiculous things like mermaids, or monsters, or let’s say those weird, real life M&M’s. So, I’ve taken a recently published article that deals with celebrity gossip, and replaced it with real life M&M’s. Because, let’s face it…that’s more interesting, isn’t it?
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Green M&M is no longer single. Us Weekly reports that the “Mars Brand” treat is dating Blue M&M, a Mars Brand treat himself who also happens to be the ex-boyfriend of sassy Ms. Brown M&M (they split in 2011).
Green M&M and Blue M&M both 43, were photographed kissing while trying to depart from LAX airport Wednesday. The new couple also held hands as they strolled through the airport wearing boots and shoes. And while the romance is new, their friendship is not. “They went to college together,” a source told the magazine. “It’s going really well.”
Green M&M is no stranger to dating within Hollywood, of course. She previously dated Red M&M, Yellow M&M, Orange M&M (whom she married, then broke up with after only four months) and Bradley Cooper.
Here’s a link to the real article should you be so inclined to read: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/13/renee-zellweger-doyle-bramhall-ii-dating-actress-guitarist_n_2292138.html?utm_hp_ref=celebrity