EMERGENCY IMPRESSONATION! That’s right. Sometimes, when you’re the best in the world at impresssonations, the urge strikes, and you gotta do one! Right there, on the road. And this one is a doozy. You know the guy. The early 4-way stop guy. Yeah, well, here he is!
Wow! I mean, there are impersonations, and then there are impressonations. And I don’t think anyone would disagree with the fact that the below impressonation of a sad “do not enter” sign is so spot on, it’s jarring! This is not AI, this is not an actual “do not enter” sign. This is just the work of the best impressonator in the game right now!
Hey! Let’s get heavy for a minute. Life is full of changes. Am I right? But you know what’s not changing? The fact that the web series I was in, F#cking 40 keeps getting nominated for awards!
Hey You! Couple more shows coming your way! Live this Thursday at ACME Comedy! Can you even believe it! Come at 8 for SmartyPants, stay at 9 for Lobsterdust, and heck, even though I’m not in the StandProv show, stay for that too! In fact, sleep in the theatre, why not! Live your life! You DO YOU!
I have a new zine I’ll be distributing in streets across the world…well, probably mainly just Los Angeles and New York, because, quite frankly, I don’t travel across the world very often! Who am I, Jackie Chan! Because he was in the mov…Across The Wor…ANYWAY!
If you find one and like it, tag me or something. Even if you don’t like it, tag me. AND, if you use it to NOT get bit by a snake OR become best friends with The Rock, heck, tag me. I think the goal here, is…well…to tag me. Well, the goal is to use it to not get bit by a snake and become best friends with The Rock, but…tag me.
Also, you know what phrase I don’t like? Yep, you guessed it, “tag me.” So, as you can imagine, typing all of this is making me sick to my stomach. In any case, here’s where you tag me (UGH, BLECK, PUKE): https://www.instagram.com/thejustinjohnsonshow/
It’s another last Thursday of the month, can you even believe they keep coming?!?! Well they do! Come on out to ACME Comedy in North Hollywood for two exciting shows I’m in…and heck, stay for the rest of the night, why don’t you!
Three “Hey’s?” You betcha! Why not! One “Hey” is so 1993.
Alright, hey’s aside, come on out to the ACME Comedy Theater this Thursday, March 28th, 2019 where I shall be in not one but TWO shows. Smartypants at 8, and Lobsterdust at 9!!!