Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson

Here’s a short from Rigor Tortoise past.
Hey There!
If you’ve been keeping track of LobsterDust shows, you’ll know that one is happening a week from today. Good job, you’re a regular calendar person. Also, if you’re keeping track of my other Lobster half, Adam Karell, you’ll know that he’s out of town a week from today. Good job, you’re a regular stalker person. So, in his absence, I’ll be trying out a new solo improvised show called “Character Development.” It’ll be completely improvised and full of bits so come on out if you’d like. Or even not if you’d like. Good job, you’re a like.
I’m at it again! Coming up with too many bad ideas for one premise that I can’t figure out. Welp, lucky for you that rather than be a sane person who deletes these awful things, I’m releasing it into the world! Here’s a list of joke ideas I was trying to come up with for the premise: Invasive Surgery vs. Evasive Surgery.
It’s Friday, so let’s face it, you’re emotional. Enjoy this, the most emotional sketch ever made in sketch comedy. Doesn’t really get more emotional than this.
Hey Dudes! Just a reminder, I have a brand new solo show coming up at iO West. Tix here: ioimprov.com/west/io/shows/my-new-half-hour