We’ve all been there. You’re out there flossing all the freakin time even though you hate it, and you’ve done a great job, feel good, only to have the dental hygienist ask if you floss.
Look, do I think AI and ChatGPT is horrible for the business of creatives, and just in general? Yes! Should I be saying this out loud for fear that robots will murder me? NO I SHOULD NOT! But…I am not good at promoting, and you know who is? My ol friend ChattyGPTizzle. Here’s what I asked, and here’s what I got. You know this post is gonna go so viral and our show is gonna be bigger than Babs at The Hollywood Bowl!
What I asked, and probably would have used because I’m just a dumb human:
Create an image post that I can use on Instagram to announce a live show Rigor Tortoise is having this Friday at The Brickhouse Theater in North Hollywood. The show is at 8PM and it is the return of Greg Castle! Greg was abducted many years ago, and we’re so happy he escaped his captors, and the very first thing he wanted to do was an improv show. The show is $15, and includes food and drink from King’s Hawaiian. King’s Hawaiian was a staple of my youth as a very fat kid. I’d eat the whole tray, and guess what, I wouldn’t put it in the oven, I’d raw dog it. Oh, and make this like a teaser, you know? Cuz we still got a week, so I gotta post over and over again. Also, I don’t think there is a link. But, people can figure it out, right? It might be at the door? Okay, make this Instagram post! Also, it’s gotta go viral baby!
What I freakin got!
🎉 IT’S ALIVE! 🎉
Get ready for an EPIC night of laughs and surprises! Rigor Tortoise is BACK with an incredible live show this Friday at The Brickhouse Theater in North Hollywood!
🗓️ Date: This Friday
🕗 Time: 8 PM
📍 Location: The Brickhouse Theater, North Hollywood
💥 THE RETURN OF GREG CASTLE 💥
Yes, you read that right! Greg Castle is BACK! After being abducted years ago, he miraculously escaped his captors. And what’s the first thing he wanted to do? An IMPROV SHOW with YOU! 🙌
🎟️ Admission: $15
Includes delicious food and drink from King’s Hawaiian! 🍍
King’s Hawaiian was a staple of my youth. I used to devour the entire tray raw – no oven needed! 😋
This is just a teaser, folks! Stay tuned for more updates as we count down to the big day. Spread the word, grab your friends, and let’s make this night unforgettable!
No link needed – you know where to find us!
🔥 #RigorTortoise #GregCastleReturns #LiveShow #ImprovComedy #KingsHawaiian #ComedyNight #NorthHollywoodEvents #ItsAlive
Can you even believe it?! Rigor Tortoise is performing live again! Prepare yourself for the Wednesday evening you’ve only dreamt of! 9PM! June 26th! At The Clubhouse!
EMERGENCY IMPRESSONATION! That’s right. Sometimes, when you’re the best in the world at impresssonations, the urge strikes, and you gotta do one! Right there, on the road. And this one is a doozy. You know the guy. The early 4-way stop guy. Yeah, well, here he is!
Follow along on Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustinjohnsonshow
2024? More like, 20-twenty MORE Rigor!!! Am I right?! You know I am! And that’s why I’m happy to say Rigor Tortoise is doing our first show of 2024! LIVE at The Clubhouse, Wednesday January 31st at 9pm!
Holy Moly Mac-a-rolly! Can you even believe another show is coming up!!! I can’t, and I’ll be there, so I better start believin’!
Wednesday, November 8th at 9 PM at the Clubhouse!
Hey You! Couple more shows coming your way! Live this Thursday at ACME Comedy! Can you even believe it! Come at 8 for SmartyPants, stay at 9 for Lobsterdust, and heck, even though I’m not in the StandProv show, stay for that too! In fact, sleep in the theatre, why not! Live your life! You DO YOU!
Hey Hey Hey! Three “heys????” YOU BETCHA! Anyway, stop ‘hey-ing’ and start coming on out to ACME Comedy in NoHo!
It’s another last Thursday of the month, can you even believe they keep coming?!?! Well they do! Come on out to ACME Comedy in North Hollywood for two exciting shows I’m in…and heck, stay for the rest of the night, why don’t you!
Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tixxxxxx HERE!
Hey Hey Hey!
Three “Hey’s?” You betcha! Why not! One “Hey” is so 1993.
Alright, hey’s aside, come on out to the ACME Comedy Theater this Thursday, March 28th, 2019 where I shall be in not one but TWO shows. Smartypants at 8, and Lobsterdust at 9!!!
TIX: ACME Tixxxxxx