New Character – Carpet Munchers
May 2
Gradual-a-gram
May 1
Hey There Fair Reader!
As you all may know from my previous endeavors, I’m what you might call, a “smart cookie.” What type? Good question fair reader, umm…I’m not sure. Perhaps walnut chocolate chip. Oh! You’re allergic to walnuts? That sucks, I love walnuts. How about plain chocolate chip? Cool! SOOO, I’m a smart chocolate chip cookie! Being that, I’m on the cutting edge of innovation and constantly coming up with great ideas. Which leads me to my newest invention/idea/thing:
Gradual-a-gram! As you all are probably aware, Instagram is the HIPPEST way of taking photos on your electronic device. But what about people who long for the way photos used to look while they developed…gradually? Well hunger games no longer for those photos, because with my brand new app, you can take a photo and it will come out a messy blur, just like photos used to look prior to developing. Below you will find some test photos. GET EXCITED WORLD!
Oooh! What will this develop into? A picture of the ocean?! A picture of your lady wearing a hat?! A little pig with boots on?! How about below that? Is that a lush landscape? A chupacabra? A T-Rex?! Nobody may know!
Slug Lights
April 27
Slugs Fart
April 26
More Slugs
April 20
NEW Rigor Tortoise Short – The Survivors
April 17
Check out the latest from Rigor Tortoise…
Mr. Synonym
March 28
Downton Abbey = I Have No Clue
March 22
Hey Dudes! Check this out…I’ve never seen Downton Abbey, but everyone who has been watching the latest Rigor Tortoise sketch, seems to say it reminds them of it. If that’s true, Downton Abbey must have a lot of sexy servants.
Justin Reviews An Indie Album Based On Its Indie Cover Art
March 22
This week’s album review:
Bahamas
“Barchords”
Wa Wa Wee Wa!
I’m back…again! And hollatchboy, I’m reviewing another album. This time from a band/man called Bahamas OR Afie Jurvanen. Quick backstory on B Afie (this is how I will refer to Bahamas from review on out as I believe it to be far catchier than either Bahamas, or Afie [though both are catchy in their own right])…B Afie used to be in another band/woman named Feist! (get your mind out of the gutter, I know how you read that “in” part) Head out of gutter? Good, we can continue. To answer your question of “you mean THAT Feist??” Yep, that Feist. The one you love so much! But then, as history recalls, B Afie was like, “yo, this Feist band is great, but I need to chill it out. Imma go start a band that is so chill, our name will be synonymous with the chillest place ever.” BAM! B Afie was born!
Alright, now that we’ve got history behind us (get it?), let’s get to this review. You know, much has been made of B Afie’s voice sounding similar to the laid back croon (can croon’s be laid back? can I use more parenthesis?!) of an M. Ward…and much has been made of him signing to Brushfire Records, label of Jack Johnson. So there’s a lotta much being mentioned! What is this much I keep mentioning? Well, if you’re gonna choose the name of “Bahamas” and you sound like M. Ward and you sign to a laid back surf dude’s label…you better sound pretty chill. Well this cover art pretty much affirms it’s gonna be super laid back!
Let’s take to our checklist of chill things…
Things That Are Symbolic of Chilled Out Cool Vibes:
White room? CHECK!
White pants? CHECK!
Turquoise-ish shirt? CHECK!
Sad face and crossed arms because you just chilled so hard that you don’t think you can chill anymore? CHECK!
Rug that references album title? CHECK!
Single nightstand with only a lamp on it because other things would ruin the chill vibe? CHECK!
NAKED GIRL PASSED OUT FROM BEING TOO F’N CHILL? CHECK!!!!!
REVIEW:
Put on your white pants, grab a mojito, find a naked girl to pass out in your bed, put this record on and chill!
I give it 5 out of 5 chills.
The Lost Headless Characters of Sleepy Hollow
March 9
Upon the suggestion of www.rtcomedy.com member, Greg Castle, I created a series of cartoons celebrating The Lost Headless Characters of Sleepy Hollow. Recently some dude put them all together in one perfect list. Enjoy!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/wesandersoncooper/the-lost-headless-characters-of-sleepy-hollow-4u9z