The Angry Wreath (Wreath vs. Reef) by Justin J. Johnson
December 19
Rigor Tortoise – An Important Message From Santa
December 18
For your viewing eyes, a classic. Rigor Tortoise present: An Important Message From Santa. I’ll answer all the questions you have right now…yes it was tough playing a flying penguin.
Rigor Tortoise Die Hard Interrupted Featured on Cracked.com
December 12
Hey You Jokers! Check it out, Rigor Tortoise featured on Cracked.com. So go over there and leave a negative (orrrr positive) comment already!
The Bizarre Scene from ‘Die Hard’ You Never Saw — powered by Cracked.com
Christmas Classic – The Tree by Rigor Tortoise and Justin J. Johnson
December 10
Hey! Check out this short I wrote and am in. Merry Christmas and/or everything else!
‘Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving
November 21
Enjoy the timeless Rigor Tortoise short, “‘Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving.”
The Nonresilient Waterfall Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson
October 18
Check out this new cartoon! The Nonresilient Waterfall!
Halloween! Presidents! Comedy! Pumpkins!
October 16
Hello Fair Reader!
I know, I know, you don’t want me to share a fun short from the Rigor Tortoise vault. Oh, wait…you’ll let me if I give you some relevant reasons?
Welp, here you go!
Reasons why you’ll enjoy this short:
-It’s spooky! You love spooky don’t you? You always say Halloween is your favorite time! Well enjoy the time, and get your eyes scared out of your head.
-It involves Presidents! You can’t take your eyes off of the Presidential Election coverage! Romney, Obama, Ryan, Biden, THIS SHORT!
-It’s funny. You like comedy…nay…you LOVE comedy!
-It’s pumpkin-centric! You wish you could have more pumpkin things! Pie, lattes, cake, fish, dirt, THIS SHORT!
Enough reasons? I thought so! So stop with demanding reasons, and just enjoy this Rigor Tortoise short!
Justin J. Johnson’s Pilot Episode of Rambling
September 24
It’s not a podcast. It’s not an audio revolution. It’s not a listening experience. I don’t know what it is.
Don’t Make Me Be A Sad Puppy
September 14
This is the last promotional thing I will put for my show this weekend. Listen to it, because the last thing this world needs is another sad puppy.
http://ioimprov.com/west/io/shows/the-justin-johnson-show-com-live
2 for 1 – TheJustinJohnsonShow.com/LIVE! at iO West This Saturday Night Live!
September 10
Listen. These are trying times, and trying times call for trying measures. Bring your sweety and this 2 for 1 to the iO box office this Saturday Night Live and get…2 tickets for the price of 1.
