Birds Don’t Like All Rice Burritos
April 22
The Not So Sweet Potato
February 3
The Existential Exit Stencil
December 10
Michelin Man Meets Big Hero 6
November 4
911 Call to Report a Suspicious Person on Santa Monica Blvd.
November 3
Here’s some audio of a call in to report an 18 – 30-year-old wearing pseudo workout clothes, carrying a clutch, listening to an iPod, walk stair mastering in.
Another Best Halloween Costume EVER – The Coneheads
November 3
Nailed it again this year!
Siren Machines Are Ruining My Hot Sauce Flow
October 29
Not a True Detective, #CastJustin in Hocus Pocus 2!
October 2
So apparently it’s “official” that I have not been cast as the lead in True Detective 2. BIG LOSS HBO! BIG LOSS! That said, I’m not one to dwell, so I’ve set my sights on another project. Hocus Pocus 2! And this time, why not be more specific and go after a definite role. Thus, I stand atop this hill and yell to the valley of casting directors everywhere… #CastJustin in #HocusPocus2 as #MarySandersonsDaughter Follow me on the journey through Vine and Twitter.
Google Drive is People!!!
September 25
I’m on to you GOOGLE! Had probably the best idea ever which is, become a Google maps driver, and BAM! Stumbled upon your secrets! You’re harvesting people for your Google drive and now we all know it! I thought it was a little too intuitive!
GOOGLE DRIVE IS PEOPLE!
Steve Has a Canker Sore!
June 17
Steve has a canker sore and nothing will help get rid of it!