WARNING: Consonants Flammable
May 5
The Superficial Spoon Cartoon
April 30
New cartoon! The Superficial Spoon!
Involuntarily Drawing Wolf Rainbows – 2013 in Review
December 31
Comedian Justin J. Johnson gives a year end wrap up! Don’t get the flu, emergen-c, folk music, time traveling, hippy medicine, wellness formula, involuntarily drawing wolf rainbows, inspiration, cutting people off in monster trucks for McDonalds and more!
Presidential Pumpkin – SCARY!
October 3
Tis the season! Here’s an old Rigor Tortoise sketch I helped write and appear in. BOO!
The Fruit “Oh So” Fly
August 23
New cartoon: The Fruit “Oh So” Fly
How To Boil An Egg
May 15
Sometimes you need a little help boiling eggs. Allow me to assist you.
Sally Field Monologues
May 1
Don’t not tell me I’m the best Sally Field monologist.
Engelbert Humperdinck Takes Over!
March 13
Last evening Engelbert Humperdinck decided to take over my Vine. Hypnotized and twisted.
Hypnotized by Engelbert Humperdinck. #Humperdinck vine.co/v/bdalhI0vq00
— justinjjohnson (@justinjjohnson) March 13, 2013
#Tornado #Humperdinck vine.co/v/bdWZMaB2Mjb
— justinjjohnson (@justinjjohnson) March 13, 2013
Christmas Song – Santa Claus Has a Drinking Problem by Justin J. Johnson
November 20
Why call this a demo? I’m not sure, I’m sure not going to be able to keep pace any better, or play any better. Regardless, here’s a cut from what could be a potential X-mas album…we’ll see! Santa Claus Has a Drinking Problem by Justin J. Johnson.
Justin J. Johnson SHARE FRIDAY – Parachuting Cats!
November 16
Another SHARE FRIDAY. This comes courtesy of Rigor Tortoise member, Greg Castle. Parachuting Cats? Meowwwyess.